The Credit Crunch

Hello!

I'm Crust. I do stuff on www.fat-pie.com. I thought I might revamp my blog a little bit, in terms of content and fonts . Unfortunately there is no option for comic sans.

Have you little munchkins checked out the Fat-Pie podcast? If you haven't, you really should. Get yourselves back to http://www.fat-pie.com/podcast.htm. Dave and I sat and raided our brains to pull a variety of different characters out and spill them all over two microphones. I think we deserve a stab at a live action comedy show. So, get on to your local bank manager. Give them your bank details. They'll know what to do.

Are you all excited by the credit crunch? I am. It sounds like a very business like cereal doesn't it. Mostly everything I read in the newspaper, hear on the news and see in the street is being blamed on this blooming credit crunch. This is why I have taken it upon myself to try and blame at least one thing per day on the invisible wind of crunching credits. I suggest you try it. I'm finding it to be very therapeutic.

Recently I've started to develop a worry for bald men who don't fully shave their heads. You know the type. The bald man that refuses to accept their hair is gone. If you're one of these people, shave it all off, let it go. This kind of man looks like a mental patient who's been let out for the day.

My favourite make of long haired bald man is the business man model. This type of baldy will wear a suit and have a briefcase. He should look professional and successful. He looks the craziest of them all! He makes you question if he actually works at all. Is his briefcase just full of unopened, unpaid bills and a half bottle of cheap scotch? I have membership to the balding gang. I allowed to discuss this. If there was a gang, we'd have discount cards and stuff.

There isn't anything of significance in the words above. It's pretty much twaddle.