I've been awake since 7am. I wouldn't usually mention such a trivial piece of information, but I'm a teacher and it's the blooming summer holidays. I should be sleeping until the afternoon and snorting coke of buxom ladies chests. I was really excited for 7 weeks of doing nothing, but I'm not actually sure what to do with myself. All my friends are at work, and the ones that aren't are snorting coke of buxom ladies chests and getting up at 4pm. Bastards. My day today, for example, is structured around getting my car looked at and going to the gym. That is no way to live your life.
I got chased by two dogs recently! Wow! I should tell you about that! There's always some story about a dog getting into the playground. There are poems about such events. Well, I got chased by two dogs that got into the playground. I decided that, as I'm a teacher, I could use my teachery ways to shoo the dogs away in an orderly fashion. That didn't happen. I approached the horrible beasts and they charged right for me. Teeth and everything. I obviously legged it, to the fear and horror of the school children. Four children needed to be calmed down inside, one child had to have her inhaler. Someone said; 'Ooooh you shouldn't run from a dog. You should've stood your ground'. Fuck off, you dottery old menstruating teaching fuck.
I haven't read the dearne valley weekender for a while. In fact, I haven't even seen it in a while. Perhaps they read my blog and decided not to give me a free copy. Probably not.
I've nothing more to say. I didn't have anything to say anyway. In fact, I wanted to waste your time like people waste mine (not that I've got anything more productive to be doing). I don't care for what I've written, nor do I care if it is read. Blogs are a bit pointless really. People see these things as a great way to share there knowledge with the rest of the world. It makes people feel special. As if what they are saying has never been said before and now they have the chance to share it with the world. The reality is, nobody gives a shit and it's just more clutter that we're spreading all over the world, just through wires and that.
So, don't read this blog, don't link your facebook to your twitter and don't spend your life telling me what your doing on the popular internet medium of the time. Enjoy the moments your in rather than spend half of the moment writing blogs and twittering the fuck out of the moment until the moment has gone.
Wow!
